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Thursday, November 04, 2004

A Message to (Some of) America 

An Open Letter to Everyone Who Voted for W, and Everyone Who Didn't Vote...

FUCK YOU ALL

If you voted for Bush, I can't even begin to conceive of why. Is it because our economy is going gangbusters? Oh, sorry -- that's the fantasy land version. Our economy sucks, with millions of jobs lost, deficits that would have made Reagan physically ill, and no recovery in sight.

Is it because you benefited from the enormous tax cut? Well, unless you're making upwards of a quarter million a year, you saw diddly squat. Remember those three hundred dollar checks? They were advances, not refunds, which were deducted from your refund the next year. And, anyway, you've more than made up the difference in increased energy costs, inflation and higher local taxes -- which are higher to make up for what W and company have stolen from state and city coffers.

"No Child Left Behind?" A nice idea, on paper -- trouble is, this administration has failed to fund the program. What they've done, as I've explained here before, is tantamount to a parent telling their sixteen year-old, "Hey, got you a car for your birthday," but then failing to tell them that they'll be paying for the car, the insurance and the gas. Happy freakin' birthday, indeed.

Did you vote for Bush because he'll protect us from the scary middle eastern terrorists? Welp, Osama is still at large and still making movies, and Saddam had nothing at all to do with 9/11. America is less safe, and Iraq has become a breeding ground for terrorists, thanks to your boy.

Did you vote for Bush because you'd rather have a beer with him than with Kerry? If that was your reasoning, then fuck you most of all.

And if you didn't vote, do me a favor. Shut the hell up for the next four years. You have no right to complain, no right to bitch, no right to say anything. You gave up that right when you failed to exercise your primary right, for whatever reason. If you didn't vote, you're lower than the scum who did vote for Bush.

America is on the brink of a second Civil War. Half of you, the voting half who elected this asshat for the first time, don't deserve to eat or breath. You're the ones who should be rounded up and sent to Gitmo. You're the ones who are obviously so stupid and unaware that you shouldn't even be allowed to vote. And the rest of us, the ones who held out for a better America, aren't going to take your shit any more.

Republicans may have stolen a fake majority, for the moment. But the rest of us are now going to fight you tooth and nail for everything. If you thought Nixon's second term was tough for him, you ain't seen nothing yet. And at the first sign of open fascism (as opposed to the crypto-fascism we've had for the last four years) we are ready to revolt.

Quoth John Wilkes Booth, "Sic semper tyrannis." But don't forget -- when a tyrant falls, his supporters are dragged down with him. I hope every last one of you Bush-voting fucktards is ready to be dragged down to the lower depths, and punished for the great mortal sin you committed on November 2nd.

Again, fuck you all. I had no idea that we had fifty-five million stupid people in this country, but apparently we do. And we'd do much better without every last one of you. Fifty-five million stupid people and around a hundred million non-voting idiots.

Do us all a favor. Get off the fucking planet, and let the smart people run things, okay? Because, clearly, none of you Bush voters is even smart enough to wipe your own ass -- which is exactly what you used the Constitution for on Tuesday.

So, again and sincerely, I say -- go fuck yourselves. Big time. And fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy revolution.

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