Tuesday, September 04, 2007

Absolute Pieces of Shit 

Embattled Senator Larry Craig (R-ID) can't make up his mind about anything. First, he can't decide whether he's straight or gay. Now, he can't decide whether he should resign his Senate seat or not, pending the outcome of his lawyers' attempts to reverse his original guilty as hell plea in the case of Stallgate.

Well, Senator Craig, I've got news for you. There are no "do-overs." You publicly promised to resign as of September 30th, so that's it. Game over, get the hell out of office, then go away. The People of America have accepted your notice; don't let the doorknob hit you in the ass on the way out. Unless you're into that sort of thing.

On top of that, you pled guilty originally. Now that you've been caught with your hand in the nookie jar, you can't change your mind. And I'm sure you're the type of person who would scream the loudest if a person of color insisted, after pleading guilty, that they had been coerced by police. 'Cause you're a "law and order" kinda guy, right Larry? Just like you're a "family values" kinda guy -- meaning: "Law and order and family values for everyone else, but I'm gonna go suck some cock in the men's room."

But if you need any more evidence to prove that Larry Craig is an utter scumbag who doesn't deserve to breath the same air as the rest of us, one of his lawyers who is now trying to make with the fancy footwork to undo the guilty plea is... Billy Martin. That name might not sound familiar, but another of his current clients, who is also a gigantic piece of shit, is someone you've heard of.

Craig's attorney is also defending Michael Vick against the indefensible -- and Vick pled guilty as well. I can only wonder whether Martin is just experimenting with the magic vanishing plea on Craig, so that he can perfect his strategy, then pull it down the line with the much richer Vick. "But your honor, my client didn't know they were dogs..."

And Craig didn't know he was going to get a dick in his hand when he reached under the stall; felt no remorse until he got a policeman's business card instead. Yeah, right.

Craig, Vick, their lawyers -- and Arlen Specter (R-PA), who seems to be the one who planted the "unresign" idea in Craig's mind -- are all absolute total pieces of shit. They don't deserve positions of esteem and power. They just deserve to be swept down the bowl in a swirl of cleansing water, washed out to sea, and forgotten.

Resign, Craig. You screwed the pooch, now go.

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